hemroid joke

A man walks into Wal-Mart and the Greeter says, "Welcome to Wal-Mart.. Automotive is on aisle 10." The man asks, "How did you know I needed oil?" The Greeter says, "It's my job." Another guy walks in and he says, "Welcome to Wal-Mart - Sporting Goods are on aisle 16." The guy asks, "How’d you know I wanted a hunting rifle? The Greeter says, "It's my job – it’s what I do." Then a woman walks in and the Greeter says, "Welcome to Wal-Mart. Tampons are on aisle 3." The woman says, "I’m not here for tampons – I need hemorrhoid cream." The Greeter says, "Damn! Missed it by an inch!"
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