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Hemorrhoids in History

The  Greeks
Hippocrates wrote some of the earliest medical descriptions of hemorrhoids. The Hippocratic Treatises, written in 460 BC, described hemorrhoids as being caused by “bile or phlegm be determined to the veins of the rectum, it heats the blood in the veins; and being gorged the inside of the gut swells outwardly, and the heads of the veins are raised up, and being at the same time bruised by the faeces passing out, and injured by the blood collected in them, they squirt out blood, most frequently along with the faeces.”

Family doctor: Could medication have caused her bleeding?

Q: Last August, my wife had a routine blood test ordered by her cardiologist. She was found to have a very high potassium level, so the doctor prescribed Kionex powder to be taken twice a week. ........The third day after the initial bleeding attack, she had another. I wasn’t there but was notified. I was told the only course of action was to operate to locate the source of the bleeding. She went into surgery later that evening. I was told that they had to do a complete colostomy.

I question the use of the Kionex powder

http://www.cantonrep.com/lifestyle/advice/x1682935365/Family-doctor-Could-medication-have-caused-her-bleeding

How to Cure Hemorrhoids

The Hemorrhoid and The Student a cautionary tale

Hemorrhoids present a special hell for the student for obvious reasons not least of which is the general the predisposition of most students to be sitting on their butts 99.9% of the time. You may ask yourself why me? What did I do to bring this itchy bleeding painfully embarrassing illness upon myself? You may even find your self drifting downstream from self pity to envy of others with more romantic maladies such as aids or leprosy.


Take heart young scholar surgery is always available as a last resort (not to be tried at home). The garden variety case of ROIDS (hemorrhoids) can be kept under control with your garden variety Roid Cream available over the counter at your local Apothecary. As an added bonus after you have finished applying it to your rectum you can spread it around your eyes and it will make crows feet fly away.

Now why did you catch this nasty case of hemorrhoids in the first place. Well let me make one thing perfectly clear, you can’t catch hemorrhoids from a toilet seat. But if you spend too much time on the throne it could cause pressure in your veins and that could lead to yes……..THE BIG RED ROID.

OR IT Could be diet, if you are feeding yourself you are probably not getting enough of what you need and too much of what you should only have after living a long full life. Which you may do if you start eating right.

Come back for part 2  soon

Hemorrhoids and Pregnancy

Hemorrhoids are just one of the delights of pregnancy. Pregnancy also makes you more prone to varicose veins in the legs and vulva. As your uterus grows it increases pressure on pelvic veins and also the very large vein responsible for bringing blood up from the lower extremities. Pressure on these veins impedes the passage of blood from the lower body, this in turn ramps up pressure on those veins found below your uterus and they become swollen and dilated.


Another connection between pregnancy and hemorrhoids is our old friend Mr. Constipation. Constipation is quite common in pregnancy and it can result in hemorrhoids if you push too hard. Take a break and go for a walk.

And finally Progesterone, a hormone which is in abundance during pregnancy, encourages hemorrhoids by causing constipation by slowing down the digestion and by relaxing your veins and permitting them to swell .

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Hemorrhoids in History-The Egyptians

Egyptian Papyrus dated 1700 BC
 translated

    if you inspect a man in his anus, be he standing or sitting, suffering terribly with spasms in both legs. You should apply an ointment of Acacia leaves, ground, titurated and cooked together. Apply this to a strip of fine linen and place in the anus, that he may smile once again.

Hemorrhoids Statistics

q How Many Americans Have Hemorrhoids?
a 50% of all Americans get Hemorrhiods by age 50.

q How many Americans are treated for Hemorrhoids annually?
a Approximately 525,000 Americans receive treatment annually for hemorrhoids.

q How Many Cases of Hemorrhoids are treated surgically.
a Approximately 20% of treated cases require sugery

Natural Remedies for Hemorrhoids

• Fiber
• Bioflavonoids
• Witch Hazel Compress or Cream
• Butcher's Broom
• Horse Chestnut

Do I need Hemorrhoid Surgery?

Reasons for hemorrhoid surgery

• When Symptoms become so exaggerated that normal life becomes impossible
• Severe unbearable pain
• Severe and continuous bleeding

when are hemroids funny?

when someone else has them

Bleeding Internal Hemorrhoids

Q What Are Hemroids?
A They are swollen areas of skin and blood vessels around the anus.

A What causes Hemroids?
Q They are caused by over exertion during a bowel movement.

A What are External Hemroids?
Q They develop around the outer opening of the anus. They are very sensitive and hurt like hell they also pose the risk of thrombosis.

A What are Internal Hemroids
Q These occur above the pectinate or dentate line in the anal canal, covered generously by a mucous membrane. The internal hemorrhoid is measured to select a treatment plan. The treatment is then provided according to the grade.

A Why do Hemroids Bleed?
Q Hemorrhoids ooze fresh red blood, whichever kind they may be.Internal hemorrhoids can result in fresh blood in the stool.

A What causes bleeding internal hemroids?
QHemorrhoids develop from common sources of pressure

1Constipation and extra straining of the bowel.
2 Diarrhea, where the expulsion of loose stools is continuous.
3 Sitting or standing for prolonged hoursd
4 Obesity
5 Lifting very heavy weights or objectsf
6 Pregnancy and childbirth
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Great Dates in Hemorrhoid History

2250 BC Code of King Hammurabi of Babylon described the symptoms of hemorrhoids

The Hemorrhoid in Science

Hemorrhoids (AmE), haemorrhoids (BrE), emerods, or piles are swelling and inflammation of veins in the rectum and anus. The anatomical term "hemorrhoids" technically refers to "'Cushions of tissue filled with blood vessels at the junction of the rectum and the anus."[1] However, the term is popularly used to refer to varicosities of the hemorrhoid tissue.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemroids

hemroid joke

A man walks into Wal-Mart and the Greeter says, "Welcome to Wal-Mart.. Automotive is on aisle 10." The man asks, "How did you know I needed oil?" The Greeter says, "It's my job." Another guy walks in and he says, "Welcome to Wal-Mart - Sporting Goods are on aisle 16." The guy asks, "How’d you know I wanted a hunting rifle? The Greeter says, "It's my job – it’s what I do." Then a woman walks in and the Greeter says, "Welcome to Wal-Mart. Tampons are on aisle 3." The woman says, "I’m not here for tampons – I need hemorrhoid cream." The Greeter says, "Damn! Missed it by an inch!"
http://www.4www.us/hemorrhoid/hemorrhoid-jokes.htm

Hemroid symptoms

• Itchy Anus
• Anal pain,
• blood on toilet tissue, in underwear, or in the toilet
• Painfull bowel movements
• Hard tender lumps near the anus
Hemroid symptoms are really unpleasant and can sometimes hurt like all heck . Hemroids are one of the most common reasons why many otherwise happy people are not smiling, but that’s all going to change with the advent of HEMROIDS R US

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